You’re a chimpanzee full of snakes, your life’s a war…
Let me lead you out of chaos
And into order
You set a goal (Buuuuuucko)
For 5 years from now, bucko!
Perhaps even you could manage that
So lets go….
(CLEAN THAT UP)
CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN!
(CANT CLEAN UP)
FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN
(CLEAN THAT UP)
THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME!
(CLEAN THAT UP)
POST MODERNISMS BAD
(CANT CLEAN UP)
SO GO FIND YOUR DAD
(CLEAN THAT UP)
AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE
Post modern neo-marxists hacks
They want to smear me
Reeeeee-ing at my followers
Who want to come and see me talk
Cuz they don’t know (Background vocals “Buuuckoooooo”)
For 5 years from now, you know!
That this world has so much hope
Perhaps even you could manage that
If you’re willing to suffer for that
And that’s that bucko….
Then lets go…
(I CANT CLEAN UP)
CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN!
(CANT CLEAN UP)
FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN
(CANT CLEAN UP)
THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME!
(I CANT CLEAN UP)
POST MODERNISMS BAD
(CANT CLEAN UP)
SO GO FIND YOUR DAD
(CANT CLEAN UP)
AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE
Soooort youuuursellllf out
You’re a him or a her
I’m not calling you xer
Soooort youuuursellllf out
Stop telling lies
That you know to be lies
You cannot escape the suffering that comes with life
Carry all your pain
Become hero archetype
(CLEAN THAT UP)
CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN!
(CANT CLEAN UP)
FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN
(CANT CLEAN UP)
THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME!
(CLEAN THAT UP)
POST MODERNISMS BAD
(CANT CLEAN UP)
SO GO FIND YOUR DAD
(CLEAN THAT UP)
AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE
Soooort youuuursellllf out
Stop telling lies
That you know to be lies
Soooort youuuursellllf out
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